AN IRISH man/SCOTS man and an ENGLISH man?

One day there was an Irish man, a Scots man and an English man they were walking in the jungle and then they came to some cannibals
and then the cannibals say"what is your last wish before we kill you?" then the English man says"I'd like a cigar please" So he starts smoking and then he gets killed. Then they say to the Scots man "What is your last wish before we kill you?" So the Scots man Says"I' like a pint of Scots beer please " So they give him some Scots beer and he says"Oh that's good" Then they come to the last but not least one The Irish one then they say "What is your last wish before we kill you?" So the Irish man says "I'd like a fork please" Then they think 'huh ,what oh well' so the give him a fork and the he goes "NOW YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME!"he said stabbing himself.